The smell, of shite
Is on, your breath
A smell your Lynx can't disguise
The smell, of shite
It's saying so much more
Than words could ever say
And what my nose has smelt,
Well, it takes my breath away.
I can hardly wait to hold you,
Feel my arms around you.
How long I have waited,
Waited just to put a Polo mint in your bake
Now that I have found you
[You've got]
The smell, of shite
Is on, your breath
A smell, that time, can't erase
Be mine tonight
Let this be just the start
Of so many packets of Trebour XXX like this
Let's take a Minty vow
And then seal it with a kiss (AFTER the mints!)
I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you,
How long I have waited,
Waited just to put a Tic-Tac in you mouth
Now that I have found you,
Don't ever go...
Don't ever go...
(...except to grab your Listerine mouthwash :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a28kY1-s-Vc
Monday, 31 October 2011
Saturday, 29 October 2011
ABBA - Money, Money, Money
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy IRA man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the knees I could wreak
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
It's a Shinners world!
An IRA man is hard to find but I can't get them off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he'd probably knee-cap me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
Down to the Northern Bank and rob some doe
Steal 26 million it's just a game, my life will never be the same...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the ankles I'd break
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the beatin's I'd dish out
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
It's a Shinners world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0&ob=av2e
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy IRA man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the knees I could wreak
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
It's a Shinners world!
An IRA man is hard to find but I can't get them off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he'd probably knee-cap me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
Down to the Northern Bank and rob some doe
Steal 26 million it's just a game, my life will never be the same...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the ankles I'd break
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
Money, money, money
Must be funny
When you're in the Ra!
Money, money, money
Always sunny
When you're in the Ra!
Aha-ahaa
All the beatin's I'd dish out
If I had a little money
It's a Shinners world!
It's a Shinners world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0&ob=av2e
When a Prod loves a Cath'lic
when a prod loves a cath'lic
can't keep his mind on nothing else
he'd trade the union with britain
for a good thing he's found
if she is covered in IRA tattoos he can't see it
she can do no wrong
turn his back on his loyalist mates if he put her down
when a prod loves a cath'lic
spend his very last great british pound
trying to hold on to what he needs
he'd give up all his flute band CD's
and go to a pub on the Falls
if she said that's the way it ought to be
but the prod loves the cath'lic
i gave you everything i had
trying to hold on to your working class love
baby please dont treat my knees bad ;)
when a prod loves a cath'lic
down deep beneith his sash
she can bring him such misery
if she plays him for a fool
he's the last one to know
loving eyes can never see
when a prod loves a cath'lic
he can do her no wrong
he could never hold a protestant girl
yes when a prod loves a cath'lic
i know exactly how he feels
cause baby, baby you're my world
when a prod loves a cath'lic
i know exactly how he feels
(song fades)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQh112HQsoE
can't keep his mind on nothing else
he'd trade the union with britain
for a good thing he's found
if she is covered in IRA tattoos he can't see it
she can do no wrong
turn his back on his loyalist mates if he put her down
when a prod loves a cath'lic
spend his very last great british pound
trying to hold on to what he needs
he'd give up all his flute band CD's
and go to a pub on the Falls
if she said that's the way it ought to be
but the prod loves the cath'lic
i gave you everything i had
trying to hold on to your working class love
baby please dont treat my knees bad ;)
when a prod loves a cath'lic
down deep beneith his sash
she can bring him such misery
if she plays him for a fool
he's the last one to know
loving eyes can never see
when a prod loves a cath'lic
he can do her no wrong
he could never hold a protestant girl
yes when a prod loves a cath'lic
i know exactly how he feels
cause baby, baby you're my world
when a prod loves a cath'lic
i know exactly how he feels
(song fades)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQh112HQsoE
Kenny Rogers - The Property Investor
On a warm recession's evening
On the Enterprise bound for nowhere
I met up with the property investor
We were both too hyper to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the economic blackhole
The ignorance overtook us, and he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made my life
Out of owning people's houses
Knowin' what they will be worth
By the way they held their keys
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're in negative equity
For a taste of your Buckfast
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna fuck the economy, boy
You gotta learn to do it right
You've got to know when to buy 'em
Know when to sell 'em
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of the bank manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've been declared bankrupt
Now every property invester knows the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to buy cheap
And knowin' what to sell at multiples of it's orignal value
'Cause every house's a winner
And every house's a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is to rip as much as you can before it blows up in your face
So when he finished speakin'
He turned back for the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
Then somewhere in the economic catastrophe
The investor he finally broke even
but in his final words
I found the obvious had just been stated
You've got to know when to buy'em
Know when to sell 'em
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of the bank manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've been declaired bankrupt
You've got to know when to do 'em up
(When to do'em up)
Know when to build extensions on 'em
(When to build extensions on 'em)
Know when to rent 'em
Know when the economies fucked
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of your wife and kids
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've lost your job
You've got to know when to look 'em up on property website
Know when to put an offer in
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're standin' in front of the off-licence manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you're lyin' in the ditch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2mFiN7GIc
On the Enterprise bound for nowhere
I met up with the property investor
We were both too hyper to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the economic blackhole
The ignorance overtook us, and he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made my life
Out of owning people's houses
Knowin' what they will be worth
By the way they held their keys
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're in negative equity
For a taste of your Buckfast
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna fuck the economy, boy
You gotta learn to do it right
You've got to know when to buy 'em
Know when to sell 'em
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of the bank manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've been declared bankrupt
Now every property invester knows the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to buy cheap
And knowin' what to sell at multiples of it's orignal value
'Cause every house's a winner
And every house's a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is to rip as much as you can before it blows up in your face
So when he finished speakin'
He turned back for the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
Then somewhere in the economic catastrophe
The investor he finally broke even
but in his final words
I found the obvious had just been stated
You've got to know when to buy'em
Know when to sell 'em
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of the bank manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've been declaired bankrupt
You've got to know when to do 'em up
(When to do'em up)
Know when to build extensions on 'em
(When to build extensions on 'em)
Know when to rent 'em
Know when the economies fucked
You never count your debts
When you're sittin' in front of your wife and kids
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you've lost your job
You've got to know when to look 'em up on property website
Know when to put an offer in
Know when the economies fucked
Know when to run
You never count your debts
When you're standin' in front of the off-licence manager
There'll be time enough for countin'
When you're lyin' in the ditch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2mFiN7GIc
Cranberries - Linger
If you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it scuff. I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude,
It's tearing me apart, It's ruining everything.
I swore, I swore it would be brown, and eggy, so did you.
So why were you holding it in? Is that the way we stand?
Were you tying all the time? Was it just a game to you?
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my waist in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by, trying not to fart,
Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew, I just wanna fart with you.
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my neck in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
And I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my ears in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s&ob=av2e
It's tearing me apart, It's ruining everything.
I swore, I swore it would be brown, and eggy, so did you.
So why were you holding it in? Is that the way we stand?
Were you tying all the time? Was it just a game to you?
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my waist in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by, trying not to fart,
Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew, I just wanna fart with you.
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my neck in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
And I'm in so deep. You know I'm up to my ears in shite.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your ring peice, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let your farts linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let your farts linger?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s&ob=av2e
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