I got the dole, it's multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the money you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
You better shape up, cause I need a job,
and my heart is set on that one
You better shape up, you better understand,
to my degree I must be true
No job left, no job left for me to do
Chorus:
That's the job that I want
(that's the job I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I want (that's the job that I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I want (that is the job that I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I need (the job I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)
If you're filled with attention to detail,
You're too shy to convey
Meditate to the dole office, feel your way
I better shape up,
cause you need a job
I need a job,
That can keep me in luxury items
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that my fate is justified
Are you sure?
Yes I'm sure down deep inside
[chorus repeats out]
Just gimme a fuckin' job yEO!!!! :D
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Sak Noel - Wiki People
All day, all night [x8]
What the f*ck!?
When I went on Wikipedia and I read stuff
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la information, viva la references
Viva los clever puzzley earth symbol
I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia!
What the f*ck!?
Johnny, are you on Wikipedia?
What the f*ck!?
When I went on Wikipedia and looked at the pictures
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la search bar, viva la mouse-pointer
Viva los keyboard
What the f*ck!?
Viva la spacebar, viva la back button
Viva los refresh
What the f*ck!?
Viva la return key [repeat]
Viva...[repeat]
I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?
Johnny, get your hole on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?
What the f*ck!?
What the f*ck!?
When I went on Wikipedia and I read stuff
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la information, viva la references
Viva los clever puzzley earth symbol
I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia!
What the f*ck!?
Johnny, are you on Wikipedia?
What the f*ck!?
When I went on Wikipedia and looked at the pictures
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la search bar, viva la mouse-pointer
Viva los keyboard
What the f*ck!?
Viva la spacebar, viva la back button
Viva los refresh
What the f*ck!?
Viva la return key [repeat]
Viva...[repeat]
I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?
Johnny, get your hole on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?
What the f*ck!?
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Over the hills and far away
Here's £67 on the dole
For those who out of bed will roll
To sign on and look for a job today
Over the hills and far away
Chorus;
O'er the hills and o'er the main
To Greece, Northern Ireland and to Spain
Peter and Martin command and we obey
Over the hills and far away
Through Java, C++ and Excel
Into the very pits of hell
We shall work and we shall stay
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
Now though I travel far from N.I.
A part of me shall remain, bai
For you are with me night and day
*And* over the hills and far away
[chorus]
So fall in lads behind the dole
With our future black as coal
Along the road to come-what-may
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
When ecomomic shite stalks the land
I'll nyther hold nor stay me' hand
But bugger off to win the day
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
If I should fall to rise no more
As many dole monkeys did before
Please ask the DJ down the club to play
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
Let property investors come and go
I'll stand ajudged by what I know
A dole monkey's life I'll ne'er gainsay
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71U0CPjkUyI
For those who out of bed will roll
To sign on and look for a job today
Over the hills and far away
Chorus;
O'er the hills and o'er the main
To Greece, Northern Ireland and to Spain
Peter and Martin command and we obey
Over the hills and far away
Through Java, C++ and Excel
Into the very pits of hell
We shall work and we shall stay
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
Now though I travel far from N.I.
A part of me shall remain, bai
For you are with me night and day
*And* over the hills and far away
[chorus]
So fall in lads behind the dole
With our future black as coal
Along the road to come-what-may
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
When ecomomic shite stalks the land
I'll nyther hold nor stay me' hand
But bugger off to win the day
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
If I should fall to rise no more
As many dole monkeys did before
Please ask the DJ down the club to play
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
Let property investors come and go
I'll stand ajudged by what I know
A dole monkey's life I'll ne'er gainsay
Over the hills and far away
[chorus]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71U0CPjkUyI
Tony Bennett - It's the dole life
Oh, the dole life, full of fun seems to be the ideal
Mm, the dole life lets you hide all the sadness you feel
You won't really fall in love for you can't take the chance
So please be honest with yourself, don't try to fake your job searches
It's the dole life to be free and explore the unknown
Like the heartaches when you learn you must face them alone
Please remember I still want you, and in case you wonder why
Well, just get a job, kiss the dole life goodbye...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-QExgydz0&feature=youtu.be
Mm, the dole life lets you hide all the sadness you feel
You won't really fall in love for you can't take the chance
So please be honest with yourself, don't try to fake your job searches
It's the dole life to be free and explore the unknown
Like the heartaches when you learn you must face them alone
Please remember I still want you, and in case you wonder why
Well, just get a job, kiss the dole life goodbye...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-QExgydz0&feature=youtu.be
Wednesday, 15 February 2012
George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Prod to the Bone!
On the day I was born
DUP all gathered round
And they gazed in wild wonder
At the joy they had found
Ian Paisley spoke up
Said "leave this one alone."
He could tell right away
I was Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
I broke a thousand knees
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours, pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
I'll make a rich woman vote for the DUP
And I'll make a good woman vote for the DUP
I'll make an old woman vote for the DUP
And I'll make a young woman vote for the DUP
I wanna tell you pretty baby
What I see I make my own
I'm here to tell you pretty woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
Now when I march the streets
Nationalists and Shinners step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied.
I wanna tell ya, baby
What I see I make my own.
And I'm here to tell ya, pretty woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlwRNCnsbUg
DUP all gathered round
And they gazed in wild wonder
At the joy they had found
Ian Paisley spoke up
Said "leave this one alone."
He could tell right away
I was Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
I broke a thousand knees
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours, pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
I'll make a rich woman vote for the DUP
And I'll make a good woman vote for the DUP
I'll make an old woman vote for the DUP
And I'll make a young woman vote for the DUP
I wanna tell you pretty baby
What I see I make my own
I'm here to tell you pretty woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
Now when I march the streets
Nationalists and Shinners step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied.
I wanna tell ya, baby
What I see I make my own.
And I'm here to tell ya, pretty woman
That I'm Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Prod to the bone
Pa Pa Pa Prod
Prod to the bone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlwRNCnsbUg
Friday, 6 January 2012
I left my knees in Derry/Londonderry
The loveliness of Paris seems somehow sadly gay
The glory that was Rome is of another day
I've been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan
I'm going home to my city by the Bay
I left my knees in Derry/Londonderry.
High on a wall they call to me
To be where flames of burning cars
climb halfway to the stars!
The morning smoke may pollute the air,
I don't care!
My knees wait there in Derry/Londonderry,
above the blue and windy sea.
When I come home to you, Derry/Londonderry,
your golden sun will shine for me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfT-SCgywSY&feature=related
The glory that was Rome is of another day
I've been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan
I'm going home to my city by the Bay
I left my knees in Derry/Londonderry.
High on a wall they call to me
To be where flames of burning cars
climb halfway to the stars!
The morning smoke may pollute the air,
I don't care!
My knees wait there in Derry/Londonderry,
above the blue and windy sea.
When I come home to you, Derry/Londonderry,
your golden sun will shine for me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfT-SCgywSY&feature=related
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