Thursday, 12 April 2012

John Travolta / Olivia Newton - That's the job that I want

I got the dole, it's multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the money you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

You better shape up, cause I need a job,
and my heart is set on that one
You better shape up, you better understand,
to my degree I must be true
No job left, no job left for me to do

Chorus:
That's the job that I want
(that's the job I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I want (that's the job that I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I want (that is the job that I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The job that I need (the job I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

If you're filled with attention to detail,
You're too shy to convey
Meditate to the dole office, feel your way

I better shape up,
cause you need a job
I need a job,
That can keep me in luxury items
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that my fate is justified
Are you sure?
Yes I'm sure down deep inside

[chorus repeats out]

Just gimme a fuckin' job yEO!!!! :D

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Sak Noel - Wiki People

All day, all night [x8]
What the f*ck!?

When I went on Wikipedia and I read stuff
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la information, viva la references
Viva los clever puzzley earth symbol
I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia!
What the f*ck!?

Johnny, are you on Wikipedia?
What the f*ck!?

When I went on Wikipedia and looked at the pictures
I told to myself: What the f*ck!?
All day, all night
All day, all night
Viva la search bar, viva la mouse-pointer
Viva los keyboard
What the f*ck!?
Viva la spacebar, viva la back button
Viva los refresh
What the f*ck!?
Viva la return key [repeat]
Viva...[repeat]

I couldn't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny
And I said to him: Johnny,
Get your arse on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?

Johnny, get your hole on Wikipedia,
What the f*ck!?

What the f*ck!?