How d'ya like your hooch in the morning? - Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell

(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a Vod
(H) Boiled or fried
(D) I'm satisfied as long as I get my Vod

(H) How do you like your toast in the morning
(H) I like mine with a Rum
(H) Dark or light
(D) the world's all right as long as I get my Rum

(D) I've got to have my Hooch in the morning
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I'm a regular monster

(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a Jack
(H) Up or down
(D) I'll never frown - eggs are some craic
(D) Just as long as I get my Jack

(D) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(H) how do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a Pint
(H) I like mine with a Pint
(D) Boiled or fried
(H) I'm satisfied
(Both) as long as I get my Pint

(H) How do you like your toast in the morning
(D) how do you like your toast in the morning
(H) I like mine with a Gin
(D) I like mine with a Gin
(H) I'm a connoisseur
(D) the world's not a blur
(Both) as long as I get my Gin

(D) I've got to have my Booze in the morning
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I'm a regular monster

(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) With pure Ethanol
(H) Up or down
(D) I'll never frown
(Both) eggs can be a ball
(Both) Just as long as I get me Ethanol

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