Shania Twain

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
 But you've got being right down to an art
 You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
 You're a regular original, a know-it-all
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 Okay, so you're in the RA
 That don't impress me much
 So you got the Semtex but have you got the touch
 Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
 That don't impress me much
 I never knew a guy who carried a Armalite in his pocket
 And a knife up his sleeve-just in case
 And that Baklaklava over your hair oughtta lock it
 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 Okay, so you're in the UFF
 That don't impress me much
 So you got the Pipe Bomps but have you got the touch
 Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
 That don't impress me much
 You're one of those guys who likes shoot people in the knees
 You make me take off my shoes before you do my ankles in
 I can't believe you kiss your Cock at night
 C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
 Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 Okay, so you're in the PSNI
 That don't impress me much
 So you got the Cuffs but have you got the touch
 Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
 That don't impress me much
 You think you're a Freedon Fighter but have you got the touch
 Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
 But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
 That don't impress me much
 Okay, so what do you think you're Gerry Adams or something...?
 Oo-Oh-Oh
 That don't impress me much!
 Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No

 Alright! Alright!
 You're Paisley!
 The Pope maybe.
 Steve Nolan.
 Whatever!
 That don't impress me much!